For the love of everything good and holy.

So once again my pushy, albeit well-meaning husband has taken to griping at me for not ever, EVER, getting on here. So here I am.
oh hai there internets.

Currently watching Top Gear and nursing a bit of a sugar induced headache cause, well, it SEEMED like a good idea to eat entire batch of cookies in one fell swoop. what. WHAT? Back off people she's pregnant.